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We're a fighting commissom,
better known as the spider plant.

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We here at very safe
labs incorporated have

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cleverly modified this
plant to have big teeth.

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Yes.

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Brilliant.

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Frank matters, see babies.

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What if one of them escapes and
bites an inexperienced photographer?

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The very notion.

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No, security is our total obsession.

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We've in fact hired the same people
that protect Buckingham Palace.

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He must admit the best in the business.

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Hmm.

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Apart from the man that broke
into the Queen's bedroom.

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Yes, birds.

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And a guy from the Daily
Mail that got a job there.

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Well, obviously.

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And the people from fathers for justice
who broke in four times over one weekend.

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Yeah, apart from those six isolated
incidents, there are in fact pretty damn good.

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I'd like to pull you
through to quiet ponics.

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These don't touch anything.

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We'll come out in boils.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh my God, it's Jane Mary.

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And she's about to be mugged.

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Wait, I need a costume.

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No, that doesn't work.

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Right, that's better.

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Wow, that was amazing.

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Who are you?

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I'm your friendly neighborhood superhero.

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You remind me of someone I once knew.

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Could it be Peter Piper,
whom you once knew at school?

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God, no, he was a totally not a creep.

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Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, I couldn't fancy
him in a million years.

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Yeah, well, obviously I'm not here.

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I mean, it's only I'm not.

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That's him.

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But unfortunately, I cannot
reveal my true identity.

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Well, that's a shame.

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Because I quite fancy you.

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Hey, call me.

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I'd love to see you that
you're costume on something.

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Thanks.

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Thank you.

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It's by deployment.

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It was the happiest day of my life.

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I was a nobody no longer.

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Oh, look, Dabodems, it's got a sailor.

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Some breaking news now.

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And Spider-Plantman has been
helping out in the world of pop music.

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Today, he recovered stolen mastertaves,
belonging to the singer Peter Andre.

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We can now go live to Peter Andre.

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Oh, whoa.

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Now I can release my brand new
album of classic Greek show tunes.

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Thank you, Spider-Plantman.

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Thank you.

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Well, Spider-Plantman, we meet at last.

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I know that voice.

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Come out where I can see you, green goblin.

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Try again.

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Oh, I should have known
it was you, Dr. Octopus.

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Oh.

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The itchy skull?

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Oh, not the human man.

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Batman!

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Spider-Plantman, you've
tangled your last tendril.

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Prepare to meet your bat-doom!

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Oh, sorry.

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Batman!

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Yes.

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It's me.

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It's in me for a while, have you?

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I used to be in films, you know?

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Nobody wants a cake-cruiser to these days.

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No, Spider this.

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Spider that.

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No, no.

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I mean, you're face-banger.

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Because I had my face painted.

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Pencil cases, lunch boxes, doo-bait covers.

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Rompa suits all gone.

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Even the stripper-grams have dried up.

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Had to let Robin go.

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Robin?

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Gone?

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Yes.

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Apparently he was only in it for the money.

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You know what I'm driving now?

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The Batmobile, the Bat Cleo!

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Well, sorry, Batman.

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I'd like to help you with
your problems of self-esteem.

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But I'm afraid I've got
more important things to do.

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More important.

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Saving Jane Mayer is life.

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What?

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Helping Spider-Floreman!

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Give up being a superhero.

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She dies.

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You, Bucker!

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Where is she?

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She's on a well-known London landmark.

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You've just held her
work it out, weren't you?

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Tower Bridge? Damn.

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To the Bat Cleo!

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Oh, rats!

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There are two engineering
works that will be shown today.

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Thank you.

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Come on!

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Where is Tower Bridge?

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Look at the hole!

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Let her go!

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Never!

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It's time for you to die.

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Prepare for the epic fight that will cost
exactly half the budget of the entire film!

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- Two men high above
London in you're in costumes.

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It can only mean one thing.

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Another father's for
justice, Devon Scratch.

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But why do ordinary men go to such extreme
measures to win access rights? Excuse me.

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We're real life superheroes.

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Such is the psychological
toll taken on these men.

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Because of custody wrangling,

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they have come to believe
that they really are superheroes.

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Only flat twist Batman, it's me!

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Robert help me!

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First let's read a ghostly.

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I'm 20% of the back
merchandise receipts this time.

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I will never!

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And a rub in the field!

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All right, something we can talk about.

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Just finish him up.

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No, wait, rub in.

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Come and work for me.

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I'll give you 25% on
all fan-chised pajamas.

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In the breakfast cereal named after
you would real marshmallowy bits in it.

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That man?

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What is the opposite? Oh, yes.

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Why are you
asking that question?

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Is the right answer?

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So incredible, sweetie.

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For this vidjustice, right on.

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Oh, shut up.

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Right.

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To the vet.

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The vet's good, huh?

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Well, am I glad you did that?

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In fact, I'm as glad as
Bernard Gladboy McGlad.

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On the Gladest day of
his life when he just won

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the Gladest Man in North
Gladmanshire competition.

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In the second place, Gladest the Glad.

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All right, all right, I know you're glad.

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Oh, Spider-Plantman, I love you so much.

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Take me home and make
mad passion at love to me.

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Jane Mary.

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Will you marry me?

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Who's asking me, Spider-Plantman
or the real man beneath the spandex?

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You choose.

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I think we should be going now.

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Phew, it's hot here.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Oh, God, that creepy to pipe is no area.

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T-Hear, yeah, thank God.